woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag)
teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
(Source: heathel-mollis)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
when i find myself in times of troubles, skittles facebook page comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
(Source: smangtheterrible)
