Love someone like a fat kid loves cake

Oct 10

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

Oct 10

t3hfluff:

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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Or you know they could be in space

(Source: coffln)

Oct 10

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

Oct 10
docwithtardisfez:


spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

Oct 10

(Source: zizicat)

Oct 10

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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Oct 10

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Oct 10

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

Oct 10

officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

my friend once told me that putting methamphetamine in your eyes can make you go blind

i’m not sure what he was talking about, i see crystal clear now

Oct 10

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S