Love someone like a fat kid loves cake

Apr 13

Why am I so fucking stupid

Mar 12

cornerof5thandvermouth:

niikolatesla:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

YA KNOW YA MAKE ME WANNA

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KICK MY HEELS UP AND

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THROW MY HANDS UP AND

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THROW MY HEAD BACK AND

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A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW

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A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW

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a little bit softer now

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a little bit softer now

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a little bit louder now

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a little bit louder now

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a little bit louder now

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A LITTLE BIT LOUDER NOW

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HEYYYYY-EYYYYY-EYY-EYYY

Feb 23

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

Feb 23

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

Feb 23

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

Feb 23
nezua:


A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

Feb 23

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse)

Feb 23

(Source: bigbangsheldon)

Feb 23

astrostonersexgoddess:

acid-bubble-gum:

I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive

These are the types of guys we need

Feb 23

captoring:

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

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and you should too

let’s bring it back