Love someone like a fat kid loves cake

Aug 27

meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)

Aug 27

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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Aug 27
lovelyimpulses:
Aug 27

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

Aug 27

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic)

Aug 27

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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(Source: minagoroshi-archive)

Aug 27

quote Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo

— Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)
Aug 27

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

Aug 27

(Source: blinkinpink)

Aug 27
fromdirectorstevenspielberg:

mirandadressler:

Awwwww
RIP  Richard Attenborough.

Beautiful work!

fromdirectorstevenspielberg:

mirandadressler:

Awwwww

RIP  Richard Attenborough.

Beautiful work!