Love someone like a fat kid loves cake

Sep 18

(Source: angryblackman)

Sep 18
vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

Sep 18

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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Sep 18

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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Sep 05
zubat:

tomfletcherscats:


tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one



Update: I banged him

zubat:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Update: I banged him

Sep 05

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

Sep 05
radicalmuscle:

"That only happens in basketball anime," they said.

radicalmuscle:

"That only happens in basketball anime," they said.

(Source: 4gifs)

Aug 29

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Aug 29
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

Aug 29

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?